GREYEYESANDALL, 38
Here are some random and fun facts about me:
* A dealbreaker for me? A nasty condiment bottle in your fridge. If I can't use your mustard, what else is wrong in your world.
* I hate scam artists on here. No, I will not cash a money order, send you a plane ticket over here or buy your incenses.
* Folks, please stop with the "Grown and Sexy" talk...If you are 35, of course you're grown, now I don't know about sexy..lol
* I still cook greens weekly, preferably collards.
* I prefer to text over talking. I spend sometimes 7 hours on a phone. Communication in any form, is communication. It shows you are on my brain.
* Ain't nothing like a big butt and a smile. (Some of ya'll still got the cassette tape.)
* Chest tattoos are not cute or sexy..did I miss the memo?
* Every year I take one of my favorite movies and use the quotes in a professional setting. **Update..I got a chance to use a line I've been wanting to use from "Lean on me". My law clerk said, "You can't talk to opposing counsel like that. I said, "He's thinking, that black SOB can't say that to me. You know where he is saying it? Out in the parking lot."